I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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