id be glad to
Jerry, you need to find god
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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