I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
This baby is an asshole
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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