i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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