just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
How naked do you want me to be?
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