ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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