I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
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We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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