Can Purell be used as lube?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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