i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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