gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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