I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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