just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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