seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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