Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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