I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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