Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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