god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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