At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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