I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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