either way he was missing a nipple.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize