I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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