so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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