He kissed a someone with a penis
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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