I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
