Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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