SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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