I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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