i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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