I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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