so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Are we still banned from the library?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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