Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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