So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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