I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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