i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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