So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
look no pants
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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