bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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