if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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