No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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