Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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