She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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