Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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