found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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