I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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