is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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