Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
