i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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