After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I fill condoms, not promises.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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