I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I need to align my fucking chakras
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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