okay pat passed out under dana's car
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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