we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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