We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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