Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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