He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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