i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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