so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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