ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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