the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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