even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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