Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Please don't give away my fajitas
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