Its about making memories worth repressing
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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