no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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